You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)

You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) is a song by The Beatles. It was written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney and credited to Lennon/McCartney. It was originally released on the B-Side to the Let It Be single in March 1970. The song itself dates all the way back to 1967, where it would be recorded on a four-track with them all around a microphone. It is also only available in mono, as no stereo mix was ever made (the reason why is unknown). The song is on the "Past Masters" compilation, volume 2, (on the 2009 remaster, it is on disc 2) and on Anthology 2 as a sightly longer version. A 6-minute version of this song could be found on YouTube in 2012, but is unsurprisingly long gone, although uploads of the Past Masters version are still available.

Composition
The song is a music hall comedy number and is perhaps the silliest song in the Beatles' catalogue. Lennon came up with the lyrics and title after seeing a phone book.

McCartney once told Beatles recording analyst Mark Lewisohn, "[People] are only just discovering things like 'You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)' &mdash; probably my favourite Beatles' track!"

The song features a saxophone solo played by the Rolling Stones' Brian Jones.

The song moves through several sections which appear to be stylistic references to some of the Beatles' contemporaries including Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, and Trini Lopez. The Trini Lopez or "lounge" section includes a reference to Dennis O'Dell, associate producer on the A Hard Day's Night film,. Partway through the song, Lennon introduces McCartney as lounge singer "Dennis O’Bell," one consonant away from the name of the film producer Lennon had worked with not only on A Hard Day's Night but also How I Won the War. The reference prompted numerous telephone calls to O'Dell's home by fans who told him, "We have your name and now we've got your number," as well as personal visits by fans wanting to live with him.

After the intro, the Beatles dressed as a band (featuring Dennis Oh Bell) from the nightclub "Slugger" will perform live. However, even when he starts singing, the lyrics simply repeat "If you know the name, look up the number (phone in the phone book)". John will play the role of moderator and Paul will play the role of Dennis. Dennis Oh Bell (Paul) begins to sing, but the moderator (John) puts in a teasing similar to Yaji. When the moderator cut off the performance from the middle, he added John and Paul's falsetto and pigeon whistle with the piano accompaniment, "If you know the name, look up the number." At the end, a full-fledged jazz performance (most parody), which is rare for the Beatles, begins, and a meaningless conversation that seems to complain of throat upset begins (probably imitating Louis Armstrong ). The saxophone closes the song, but at that time John's burp sound is also included. The end suddenly ends with soliloquy and throat clearing. It's almost playful.

Recording
All four Beatles participated in the first three recording sessions on 17 May, 7 and 8 June 1967. Jones' saxophone part was recorded on 8 June.

The song was left unreleased and untouched until 30 April 1969 when Lennon and McCartney laid down all the vocal tracks and added additional sound effects with the help of Mal Evans. George Harrison and Ringo Starr did not participate in this last session. Nick Webb, second engineer on the 30 April session described it this way:

Despite the fun sessions described by McCartney and Webb, the song was not released for another year.

Release
Although eventually released as a Beatles song, "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" was nearly released as the A-side of a Plastic Ono Band single. Lennon was determined to have this song and "What's The New Mary Jane" released, and he arranged for Apple to issue both unorthodox songs on a Plastic Ono Band single. On 26 November 1969, 4 months after Jones drowned in his swimming pool, Lennon edited "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)", reducing the length from 6 minutes 8 seconds to 4:19, a more suitable length for a single. The Plastic Ono Band single was given an Apple catalogue number (Apples 1002) and British release date (5 December 1969).

Apple issued a press release, describing the record as Lennon and Yoko Ono singing and backed by "many of the greatest show business names of today" which the press believed was a thinly disguised reference to the Beatles. The record was canceled before it was issued.

Three months later, the song was released as the B-side to the Beatles' single, "Let It Be." The original Plastic Ono Band single catalogue number is visible, though scratched out, in the runout groove of the original British pressings of the "Let It Be" single.

"What's the New Mary Jane" was not officially issued by the Beatles until the release of Anthology 3 in 1996, although the song did appear on bootleg records.

"You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" was the last Beatles song from the group's official canon to be included on an album, issued on 12" vinyl for the first time on Rarities (which had been included as a bonus disc in the British and American boxed set, The Beatles Collection in 1978, and released separately as an album in the United Kingdom in 1979). The first stand-alone American album to feature "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" was the U.S. Rarities, which was released in 1980.

The first CD version was issued in 1988 on the Past Masters, Volume Two compilation.

"You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" was available only in mono until 1996, when an extended stereo mix was finally issued on Anthology 2. However, while this mix restores portions of the song, it omits others that were released on the mono single, causing considerable differences between the mono and stereo versions of the track. For example, the ending of the stereo version has the talking portion fade out, whereas the mono version does not.

A stereo version featuring all five sections uncut has never been released and never appeared on bootlegs.

On the U.S. pressings of the original 7" single, the song was erroneously titled "You Know My Name (Look Up My Number)"

Lyrics
[Intro]

You know my name

Look up the number

You know my name

Look up the number

You you know you know my name

You you know you know my name

[Interlude]

Good evening and welcome to Slaggers

Featuring Denis O'Bell

Come on Ringo, let's hear it for Denis

[Verse 1]

Good evening

You know my name

Look look look up the number

You know my name

That's right, look up my number

You you know you know my name

You you know you know my name

You know my name

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Look up the number

You know my name

That's right, look up the number

Oh you know you know you know my name

You know you know you know my name

Huh huh huh huh

You know my name

Ba ba ba pum

Look up the number

You know my name

Look up the number

You-a you know you know my name

Baby you-a you know you know my name

You know you know my name

You know you know my name

[Interlude]

Oh, let's hear it!!

Go on Denis, let's hear it for Denis O'Bell

[Verse 2]

You know my name

You know you know my name

You know you know my name

Prrr you know my name and the number

You know my name and the number you know you know my name

Look up me number

You know my number three you know my number two

You know my number three you know my number four

Oh you know my name you know number too

You know my name you know my number

What's up with you?

You know my name

That's right?

Yeah

Credits

 * John Lennon – lead vocal, guitar (1965 Epiphone 230TD Casino), piano (1905 Steinway Vertegrand), maracas, sound effects
 * Paul McCartney – lead vocal, piano, bass (Rickenbacker 4001S), handclaps, sound effects
 * George Harrison – backing vocal, lead guitar (1965 Epiphone Casino), vibraphone
 * Ringo Starr – vocal, drums, timbales, bongos
 * Brian Jones – saxophone
 * Mal Evans – sound effects