Apple Bonkers

The Apple Bonkers are 15-foot tall, towering, Abraham Lincoln-like Meanies who can walk from hill to hill at a stride, who wear purple tail-coats (with lapels), bow ties and top hats (with feathers in them). They are also etremely thin and their weapons of choice are giant green apples (which are possible references to the Apple Corps. logo), which they drop on people's heads and have the same effect as the jagged arrows. If one can reach high enough, they, too, can be knocked out by such weapons, as the Beatles later discover. Singing is the only way to reverse the effect of being "bonked." They bear a slight resemblance to Victorian undertakers. Up close, their faces are more distinguishable: one Apple Bonker sports muttonchops, another sports a handlebar moustache and curved goatee on his chin, and another sports just a moustache.