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I love The Beatles! I am willing to give up technology invented after 1970 (The Beatles' break-up) just to experience The Beatles' awesomeness in 1957-1970

I'm an expert at Beatles history!

 * 1957 - John Lennon, the school troublemaker forms a band with School friends, they call it "The Quarrymen", Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Stuart Stutcliffe, and Pete Best joined
 * 1958 - They changed the name to "Johnny And The Moondogs", they road bikes across Liverpool looking for old guitars, they where rarely getting paid.
 * 1959 - they changed they're name to "Long John And The Beetles", a tribute to Buddy Holly And The Crickets.
 * 1960 - they chaned they're name to "The Beatles", but they were still rarely getting paid!
 * 1961 - they went to Hamburg in the clubs.
 * 1962 - they were no longer that dumb group that nobody wanted, they were proffesionals, and every body loves them that time..... after Stuart Stutcliffe died.
 * 1963 - Beatlemania is born! Pete Best is kicked out and replaced by Ringo Starr
 * 1964 - They're first film; A Hard Day's Night, directed by Richard Lester
 * 1965 - Second film: Help!
 * 1966 - John said that they're more popular than Jesus. They go to the Philipines, but the Filipinos threw rocks at them because the Filipinos are Christians and heard (And watched what John said). They have they're last live concert, this marked the end of an era and a beginning of a new one!, John meets Yoko Ono and falls in love with her, one thing John did not know is that Yoko Ono will soon be a bitch that will ruin The Beatles forever!, The Beatles go from Rock to Pop
 * 1967 - The Beatles' masterpiece; "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" is released! The Beatles goes to India and gets teached by a guru, when they went back to England, Brian Episten died! They try to direct they're own film; Magical Mystery Tour, but it is an epic disaster.
 * 1968 - Cynthia Lennon divorces with John Lennon, due to his affair with Yoko Ono, Paul makes "Hey Jules" to comfort Julian Lennon of his parents' divorce, after that The Beatles makes it "Hey Jude" that becomes they're best song. The White Album is made as an attempt of The Beatles to go back to they're old genre, rock. Paul married Linda, and John married Yoko Ono
 * 1969 - The Beatles make Abbey Road, however, while they where making the Let It Be album, a lot of fights among the group broke up, one is because of John Lennon letting Yoko Ono be in they're music videos, breaking they're agreement not to let girlfriends or wives into the studio. George Harrison walks out, Ringo Starr quits for several weeks. The Beatles got arrested for Drug possesion.
 * 1970 - Because Yoko Ono ruined they're session for the 5000th time, the fab four all wanted to work alone and see what they can do, finally causing the break up.

Events Beatle-Historical that happened after the break-up

 * 1971 - Paul McCartney forms his own band called "Wings"
 * 1973 - Ringo, George, and John joins the "Plastic Ono Band" composing of John, Yoko, Sean Lennon, George, Ringo, and many more Lennon family members and Ono family members
 * 1975 - John Lennon gets large success in his work
 * 1980 - John Lennon gets shot and killed by Mark David Chapman.
 * 1983 - a two-hour film called "The Compleat Beatles" is filmed in the cinema. The film is about the history of The Beatles
 * 1991 - George Harrison and John Lennon gets they're star in the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
 * 1998 - Linda McCartney dies of Breast Cancer
 * 2001 - George Harrison, the youngest Beatle dies of Cancer at the age of 46.
 * 2002 - Paul marries Heather Mills.
 * 2003 - Paul is 73, and gets a baby, Beatriz McCartney who is currently 8.
 * 2006 - The Beatles releases they're new album, Love, even tough they broke up and two of them are dead
 * 2007 - Ringo Starr gets his "All-Starr Band"!
 * 2008 - NASA beams The Beatles' Across The Universe into space. The Beatles voted second place in The Best British Rock Band, the winner is Queen (Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon).
 * 2009 - The Beatles releases they're remastered albums. The new Wii Game, The Beatles:Rock Band is released, Ringo and Paul hosts the convention.
 * 2010 - Ringo Starr gets his own star at the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, leaving Paul McCartney the only Beatle without a star. The Beatles gets released on iTunes, due to a copyright partnership with Apple Corps. Hey Jude becomes The Beatles' most downloaded iTunes song!